May 2012
*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
me:
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me:
me: Is that the sun
“Parker: Sorry, but look, I’m interested in you. Just trying to size up my...”
– Thrill Ride by Rachel Hawthorne (via thisischiqui)
“Parker: I’m just curious. All the cold shoulders you gave me, was that because...”
– Thrill Ride by Rachel Hawthorne (via thisischiqui)
“Megan: That’s the reason you’re majoring in film? Are you planning to follow in...”
– Thrill Ride by Rachel Hawthorne (via thisischiqui)
March 2012
Stiles: Two joggers found a body in the woods.
Scott: A dead body?
Stiles: No a body of water.
Jackson: (slams locker closed) All right, little man. How about you tell me where you're getting your juice?
Scott: What?
Jackson: Where. Are you. Getting. Your juice.
Scott: My mom does all the grocery shopping.
Jackson: Now listen, McCall. You're gonna tell me exactly what it is and who you're buying it from because there's no way in hell you're out there kicking ass on the field without some sort of chemical boost.
Scott: Oh, you mean steroids! ...Are you on steroids?
Sheriff Stilinsky: So you lied to me?
Stiles: That depends on what you define lying.
Sheriff Stilinsky: Well I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?
Stiles: Pff... reclining your body in a horizontal position.
“Stiles: Maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
Scott: And did what?
Stiles:...”
– Teen Wolf 1x03 (via littlehopelessme)
Stiles: Just try not to worry too much while you're out there, okay? Or get too angry.
Scott: I got it.
Stiles: Or stressed.
Scott: Yeah, I got it.
Stiles: Don't think about Allison being in the stands. Or that her father's trying to kill you. Or that Derek's trying to kill you. Or the girl he killed. Or that you might kill someone, if a hunter doesn't kill you first-- I'm sorry, I'll stop. Good luck.
Scott: Hey, no, just me. Someone needs to keep watch.
Stiles: How come I'm always the guy keeping watch?
Scott: Because there's only two of us!
Stiles: Okay, why is starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't want to be Robin all the time!
Scott: Nobody's Batman and Robin any of the time!
Stiles: Not even some of the time?
Scott: Just stay here-
Stiles: OH MY GOD fine.
Mr. Argent: Get in.
Kate Argent: Not even a "Hello, nice to see you"?
Mr. Argent: All I've got at the moment is "Please put the assault rifle away before someone notices."
Stiles: Oh my god. What if you bleed to death!?
Derek: It'll heal, if it works.
Stiles: Look, I don't know if I can do this.
Derek: Why not.
Stiles: Well, because of the cutting through the flesh, the sawing of the bone, and especially the blood!
Derek: You faint at the sight of blood?
Stiles: No, but I might at the sight of a CHOPPED OFF ARM!
Derek: Alright, fine. How about this: either you cut off my arm, or I'm gonna cut off your head.
Stiles: Okay, you know, I'm so not buying your threats anymore-- (Derek grabs him and drags him across the table) Oh my god, okay, all right, bought, sold, totally, I'll do it. I'll do it!
Sheriff Stilinsky: Did they forget my curly fries?
Stiles: You're not supposed to eat fries, especially the curly ones.
Sheriff Stilinsky: I'm carrying a lethal weapon: if I want the curly fries, I will have the curly fries.
Stiles: If you think getting rid of contractions in all your sentences makes your argument any more legitimate, you ARE wrong!
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February 2012
